Sunday, 29 April 2007
My fellow Americans... It's time for a leader who loves food, women and sleeping. Oh, wait a minute, we already had one of those. My fellow Americans...It's time for a leader who only thinks of himself, will do anything to get what he wants and doesn't like anybody and feels a sense of entitlement. My fellow Americans... vote for me and I will ignore your adoration, act charming when I want something and bite the hand that feeds me. Oh, and poop on your lawn when I want to.