Stump Speech

My fellow Americans... It's time for a leader who loves food, women and sleeping. Oh, wait a minute, we already had one of those. My fellow Americans...It's time for a leader who only thinks of himself, will do anything to get what he wants and doesn't like anybody and feels a sense of entitlement. My fellow Americans... vote for me and I will ignore your adoration, act charming when I want something and bite the hand that feeds me. Oh, and poop on your lawn when I want to.

Riff Raff

Oh dear, they'll let anyone into this neighborhood.

Frozen Dog

What was I looking for again?

Sun Kissed

A little sun on the ole snoot will do you a world of good.

Something Stinky

Something stinky this way comes.

Portrait Of A Prince

I read that Prince Charles likes to sit for his portrait and now, so do I.

No Worries

God, it's good not to have a job.

Skip's Tip

If it looks like shit, acts like shit and smells like shit, it probably is shit

Time Heals All Wounds

Ready For My Close Up

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Imus

I'm thinking of changing my name to Imus. It has a nice ring to it, no?

Predicament or Opportunity?

Sometimes opportunities present themselves in unexpected ways. As long as you look at a situation as an opportunity even if it doesn't feel like one in the moment.