Van Gogh A Go Go

I'm feeling very Vincent Van Gogh right now.

No Dignity

Really, I got to tell you, we don't like cute thematic outfits. It's really quite degrading and humiliating to us canines. I know you humans think it's really cute and there's a huge business in dressing up your loyal pet, but it's not exactly something we appreciate. I myself, have recently been a victim of what can only be discribed as a wardrobe malfunction and I wasn't happy about it at all. I came across this ole chap and he wasn't happy about it either, not one bit. I promised him I would spread the word.

Nature Boy

Who doesn't enjoy rusticating in nature?

Architecture of Prickliness

I See You And All The Things You Do.

A Toast To Me

In honor of Memorial Day, I'd like to start drinking now. Good thing I'm not driving.

Yo Mo!

I want to give a shout out to all my friends in Istanbul.

Hoping and Waiting. Wishing and Wondering....

Outback Tonight

Self Grooming

What can I say, I'm not a water dog.

Blue Monday

No the same as Sunday....

Picnic For Me

Ooo. Yummy fun in the park. Not, the squirls, trees, birds or bees, but lots of snacks for me.

Behind The Scenes of a Blogger

Well, due to popular demand, I thought I would let you in on the behind the scenes magic of my blogging world. Here I am at headquarters sifting through my beauty shots, cell phone always within paws reach. I'm thinking about getting a dogberry so I can check my site from the road.

Beautiful Me

The art to looking good; always position yourself in an architectural manner that highlights your best features.... then wait for the world to come to you.

Paris to the Pound

Oh, Paris. Stop your whining. If I can look this good in a cell, so can you. Don't worry, someone will probably rescue you and then you can bite the hand that feeds you...

Let Me Atta Her

If I wasn't saftely attached by this leash, this cat would be a sweater... Lucky for her... I'll just have to continue my walk. Good thing for that cat too cause there's no telling what I might do if I was loose, but I assure you, it would be bad. Very bad...Oooo. Gotta go, there's a cookie to eat. Oh, look a pretty butterfly too.

LA Day

The view from where I'm sitting.

Overrated

Like most things in life, the dog park is overrated.

Sleeping Greyhound

Dog and carpet become one. Leave the racing to the real dogs.

My Version of Hell

This is my living hell. Yeah, give a bunch of kids drums, tambourines, whistles, cymbals and harmonicas and let them loose. How cute? No, not really.

Get Your Own

Okay, I've noticed something kind of disturbing. Every since I was discovered 72 hours ago, I see dogs around town that are trying to look like me. Well, I don't approve and I don't like it. Get your own look.

Things I Hate

Wheels (of any kind), hats, ethnic costumes, halloween, garbage trucks, both global warming AND Al Gore, caviar, rap music, children—screaming or otherwise, family gatherings, bull dogs, sling-back pumps, dog parks, lame drivers, people who write checks at the grocery store, polyester, self involved people- they take attention away from me, people who talk loudly on their cell phones, ring-tones, close talkers, Forth of July, jump ropes, sprinklers, baby showers, bridal showers, any kind of showers, flags, long toenails….AND walks on the beach at sunset…or anytime for that matter.

p.s oh yeah, there’s more to follow

It's All About Me.

Congratulations to me! A toast for being so incredibly handsome and yet, doing so little. Sorry Paris. It's off to the pound for you.... I'll try to save you some champagne. Oh, life can be so cruel and yet so wonderful.

Stairway To Heaven

Outta my way. I'm heading to the bed.

Jump For Joy

It's Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Whoohoo.

How Refreshing

What dog doesn't want a little sparkling water with lunch?