Checkmate

I've made my move, now it's your turn.

DSL Down

Oh dear, the AT&T boys are working on the lines again. Everytime, they come around, my server goes down. Last time they were here, I heard the fat guy say, in between bites of foot, "not sure I can fix it..." To tell you the truth, I'm not sure what it is that they do except park their trucks and eat crumbley sandwiches that sure do look good. Man, I'd like to get a sandwich like that....

Louie Louie

Sometimes I wish I could be a fancy dog, like Louie. But, I'm not. I'm just a mutt. But if you look closley, you'll notice our friend Louie....he's a little cross eyed. That's what all that in-breeding does... so there ya go.

Sculptural Dog

Dog Ball

By curling into a small dog ball, I automatically disappear into the fabric of the bed.

Speeding Spots

Catch me if you can....

"B" Is For.....

"B" is for babies, bicycles, and bulldozers ( which I hate)... bones, brisket and bubblegum (which I love)....but most of all, "B" is for beautiful (which I am).

Stinko

Look, I know I have an entire yard of lawn and lounge chairs at my disposal, but there's something so nice about laying in the dirt. It gives me a nice stink to spread around the house.

Not A Damn Dalmation!

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times I'm not a damn "Dalmation Dog!" Maybe I should stop hanging around fire trucks...

Country Lunch

How civilized.... sitting down to a nice lunch in the country. I like to chase the lizards and then have a little salad with dressing on the side, please.

Road Trip

Off for a little adventure... more from the road...

Pop Art Pup

Beauty inspires art.

Nosey

It may look cute to you, but this is my secret weapon.

Revenge Will Be Mine

No, these are not rubber lips. And, I'm no, I'm not thrilled about the bath concept. But, i'll get you back, don't worry. I love to hold a grudge... just when you least suspect it, a little unpleasantness from me.

Free Ride

Sometimes it's just easier to be carried through life.

Don't Do It

Don't even think about leaving me alone in the house. I promise you, you'll be sorry. The minute you leave, I'm heading straight for the garbage can. I know i'll find stray bites of gum, mail and pieces of paper I can eat in order to seek revenge for being left alone. Then, just make sure you get the point, I'll go lay in your fluffy bed and throw up everything I just ate.

Love Skip.

Sir Sleep A lot

What can I say, it's true.

Guarden Dog

Trust me. I'm ferocious.

Nice Hat

Look, I know this doesn't seem quite acceptable, but this tail so fancy, I just had to see what's going on under it. Very fancy, indeed.