Dog Blog

Dreamy Lover

2008-12-18T08:56:00.000-08:00

Floating Dogs

2008-12-10T16:28:00.001-08:00

2 Dogs And Man

2008-11-30T10:56:00.001-08:00

New Girl In Town... Meet Mikki

2008-11-29T14:48:00.001-08:00

Sunday Afternoon

2008-11-23T16:02:00.000-08:00

I'm Talking Now

2008-08-14T18:08:00.000-07:00

Grapes of Rapture

2008-07-31T10:38:00.000-07:00

In The Coop

2008-05-16T19:16:00.000-07:00

Long Live Rock and Dog!

2008-04-25T21:06:00.001-07:00

Floating Dog

2008-02-19T15:22:00.000-08:00

With Friends Like These...

2008-02-14T14:31:00.001-08:00

There's no room for me....

Mirror, Mirror...

2008-01-21T08:05:00.000-08:00

Mirror, Mirror on the truck who is the fairest of all the pups?

Dude, Where's My 3 Picture Deal?

2008-01-14T10:58:00.000-08:00

New Year, Same Me

2008-01-13T16:41:00.000-08:00

I dream of art for the people.... and beef jerky.

What's the Diff?

2007-10-13T17:50:00.001-07:00

Really, is there a difference... I don't think so.

Me and My Beer

2007-10-04T17:24:00.001-07:00

Well, this can't be all bad, they named a beer after me. Hold on a minute, this is German beer! Not Italian beer.

taking a break

2007-09-15T14:23:00.000-07:00

i'm getting ready to file from behind the scenes. i'm going on vacation, and will be reporting on a dog life s in italy. from what i've seen, not all is bellissima for the cane....

Hot Pavement, Cool Pillow

2007-09-07T20:22:00.000-07:00

How Do You Get This Job?

2007-09-02T17:48:00.001-07:00

Waiter, There's a Dog In My Glass.

2007-09-01T10:41:00.001-07:00

The Dogfather

2007-08-30T11:42:00.001-07:00

"Someday...and that day may never come... i will call upon you for a favor."

Lap Of Luxury

2007-08-29T08:02:00.000-07:00

Really, Who Is Walking Whom?!

2007-08-27T13:57:00.001-07:00

Downward Dog

2007-08-25T09:33:00.000-07:00

What I'm Dreaming About Right Now

2007-08-24T16:44:00.000-07:00

I Call This... Spotty Dog In Wilderness

2007-08-23T12:15:00.000-07:00

From Here To Eternity

2007-08-16T08:50:00.001-07:00

Sometimes all you need is a good stretch.

The American Dream?

2007-08-14T09:37:00.000-07:00

What About Moi?

2007-08-13T11:29:00.000-07:00

Listen, Monte, you're not the only art lover around here.... This reminds me of a Souvages, no?

Dinner Tonight?

2007-08-12T18:03:00.000-07:00

What phony act of kindness will I have to achieve to get some of this in my belly?

Gotcha Steaks

2007-08-10T18:19:00.000-07:00

Okay, I know this doesn't seem likely, but despite the semi off putting hardware around his neck, this guy is going to be my new best friend....why, you may ask? He has 'gotcha steaks." I'm not an idiot.

My Friend Monte

2007-08-09T17:40:00.001-07:00

This is my friend Monte. He's an art lover. I have a little dog crush on him.

NOT Normal!

2007-08-08T14:10:00.000-07:00

I came across this little animal which I thought might be in distress sitting in a locked car, but under closer inspection, I realized it's a STUFFED animal! You know what, freak... you're old enought to drive a car, you're old enough to get over the doll fetish. That is simply not normal. But, hey it's a PT cruiser, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

La Nouvelle Vague

2007-08-07T11:20:00.001-07:00

Don't get worried, I'm not French, I was just having a Francois Truffaut moment.

The Perfect Pause

2007-07-30T10:52:00.000-07:00

Dirt Nap

2007-07-29T16:30:00.000-07:00

Nothing like a dirt nap and a little grass pillow.

Escape From Doggy Day Care

2007-07-25T16:19:00.000-07:00

I'm outta here... not interested in hanging out with these boys.

Life Guard On Duty

2007-07-24T08:09:00.001-07:00

A Little Fruit Plate Perhaps?

2007-07-23T15:40:00.001-07:00

Can I Help You?

2007-07-21T18:17:00.001-07:00

No? Thought so.

Morning Conference Meeting

2007-07-18T08:34:00.001-07:00

Prepare For Take Off!

2007-07-17T16:00:00.000-07:00

Blackened Chicken For Dinner Tonight.....

2007-07-16T13:17:00.000-07:00

Mmm, mmm, mmm

Doggy Door?

2007-07-13T16:12:00.001-07:00

Tale Of The Pup

2007-07-12T08:49:00.001-07:00

Street Candy

2007-07-11T12:10:00.001-07:00

Yummy treats that land in the streets for me to eats.

How To Dig A Ditch

2007-07-10T08:29:00.000-07:00

Rising Tide

2007-07-09T10:01:00.001-07:00

Dog For A Day

2007-07-08T09:37:00.001-07:00

Wooohoooo.... today, and today only, I'm a dog!

Lady Di

2007-07-07T08:25:00.000-07:00

Look, you've got to use what you've got.... this is what I call my Lady Di Eyes... gets 'em everytime.

The Road Unknown

2007-07-05T08:32:00.000-07:00

God Bless Me.... and America

2007-07-04T11:23:00.001-07:00

Me And My Shadows

2007-07-03T17:09:00.000-07:00

Splendor In The Grass

2007-07-02T08:14:00.000-07:00

Here's to all you hulah freaks....

Need I say more!?

2007-07-01T09:19:00.000-07:00

A special message to all you holiday makers, brawny overzealous, mommies, screaming kids on skateboards, next door neighborladies who insist on washing their garbage cans for hours at a time while I'm trying to eat, noisy birds, and all you cellphone loud talking, self entitled boneheads in general out there.

Checkmate

2007-06-30T08:18:00.000-07:00

I've made my move, now it's your turn.

DSL Down

2007-06-29T09:06:00.000-07:00

Oh dear, the AT&T boys are working on the lines again. Everytime, they come around, my server goes down. Last time they were here, I heard the fat guy say, in between bites of foot, "not sure I can fix it..." To tell you the truth, I'm not sure what it is that they do except park their trucks and eat crumbley sandwiches that sure do look good. Man, I'd like to get a sandwich like that....

Louie Louie

2007-06-22T20:09:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I wish I could be a fancy dog, like Louie. But, I'm not. I'm just a mutt. But if you look closley, you'll notice our friend Louie....he's a little cross eyed. That's what all that in-breeding does... so there ya go.

Sculptural Dog

2007-06-21T11:45:00.001-07:00

Dog Ball

2007-06-19T08:24:00.001-07:00

By curling into a small dog ball, I automatically disappear into the fabric of the bed.

Speeding Spots

2007-06-18T09:35:00.001-07:00

Catch me if you can....

"B" Is For.....

2007-06-17T15:44:00.000-07:00

"B" is for babies, bicycles, and bulldozers ( which I hate)... bones, brisket and bubblegum (which I love)....but most of all, "B" is for beautiful (which I am).

Stinko

2007-06-15T16:26:00.000-07:00

Look, I know I have an entire yard of lawn and lounge chairs at my disposal, but there's something so nice about laying in the dirt. It gives me a nice stink to spread around the house.

Not A Damn Dalmation!

2007-06-13T07:59:00.000-07:00

If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times I'm not a damn "Dalmation Dog!" Maybe I should stop hanging around fire trucks...

Country Lunch

2007-06-12T07:54:00.001-07:00

How civilized.... sitting down to a nice lunch in the country. I like to chase the lizards and then have a little salad with dressing on the side, please.

Road Trip

2007-06-11T08:52:00.000-07:00

Off for a little adventure... more from the road...

Pop Art Pup

2007-06-09T09:04:00.001-07:00

Beauty inspires art.

Nosey

2007-06-08T07:39:00.000-07:00

It may look cute to you, but this is my secret weapon.

Revenge Will Be Mine

2007-06-07T08:28:00.000-07:00

No, these are not rubber lips. And, I'm no, I'm not thrilled about the bath concept. But, i'll get you back, don't worry. I love to hold a grudge... just when you least suspect it, a little unpleasantness from me.

Free Ride

2007-06-06T08:45:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it's just easier to be carried through life.

Don't Do It

2007-06-05T15:30:00.000-07:00

Don't even think about leaving me alone in the house. I promise you, you'll be sorry. The minute you leave, I'm heading straight for the garbage can. I know i'll find stray bites of gum, mail and pieces of paper I can eat in order to seek revenge for being left alone. Then, just make sure you get the point, I'll go lay in your fluffy bed and throw up everything I just ate.

Love Skip.

Sir Sleep A lot

2007-06-03T12:44:00.000-07:00

What can I say, it's true.

Guarden Dog

2007-06-02T16:33:00.000-07:00

Trust me. I'm ferocious.

Nice Hat

2007-06-01T13:24:00.000-07:00

Look, I know this doesn't seem quite acceptable, but this tail so fancy, I just had to see what's going on under it. Very fancy, indeed.

Van Gogh A Go Go

2007-05-31T15:11:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling very Vincent Van Gogh right now.

No Dignity

2007-05-30T12:28:00.000-07:00

Really, I got to tell you, we don't like cute thematic outfits. It's really quite degrading and humiliating to us canines. I know you humans think it's really cute and there's a huge business in dressing up your loyal pet, but it's not exactly something we appreciate. I myself, have recently been a victim of what can only be discribed as a wardrobe malfunction and I wasn't happy about it at all. I came across this ole chap and he wasn't happy about it either, not one bit. I promised him I would spread the word.

Nature Boy

2007-05-29T10:31:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't enjoy rusticating in nature?

Architecture of Prickliness

2007-05-28T08:45:00.000-07:00

I See You And All The Things You Do.

2007-05-27T13:17:00.001-07:00

A Toast To Me

2007-05-26T09:32:00.000-07:00

In honor of Memorial Day, I'd like to start drinking now. Good thing I'm not driving.

Yo Mo!

2007-05-25T04:13:00.000-07:00

I want to give a shout out to all my friends in Istanbul.

Hoping and Waiting. Wishing and Wondering....

2007-05-24T03:41:00.000-07:00

Outback Tonight

2007-05-23T07:08:00.001-07:00

Self Grooming

2007-05-22T10:11:00.000-07:00

What can I say, I'm not a water dog.

Blue Monday

2007-05-21T05:40:00.000-07:00

No the same as Sunday....

Picnic For Me

2007-05-20T12:22:00.000-07:00

Ooo. Yummy fun in the park. Not, the squirls, trees, birds or bees, but lots of snacks for me.

Behind The Scenes of a Blogger

2007-05-19T08:36:00.000-07:00

Well, due to popular demand, I thought I would let you in on the behind the scenes magic of my blogging world. Here I am at headquarters sifting through my beauty shots, cell phone always within paws reach. I'm thinking about getting a dogberry so I can check my site from the road.

Beautiful Me

2007-05-18T08:19:00.000-07:00

The art to looking good; always position yourself in an architectural manner that highlights your best features.... then wait for the world to come to you.

Paris to the Pound

2007-05-17T07:19:00.000-07:00

Oh, Paris. Stop your whining. If I can look this good in a cell, so can you. Don't worry, someone will probably rescue you and then you can bite the hand that feeds you...

Let Me Atta Her

2007-05-15T14:51:00.000-07:00

If I wasn't saftely attached by this leash, this cat would be a sweater... Lucky for her... I'll just have to continue my walk. Good thing for that cat too cause there's no telling what I might do if I was loose, but I assure you, it would be bad. Very bad...Oooo. Gotta go, there's a cookie to eat. Oh, look a pretty butterfly too.

LA Day

2007-05-14T10:07:00.000-07:00

The view from where I'm sitting.

Overrated

2007-05-13T15:04:00.000-07:00

Like most things in life, the dog park is overrated.

Sleeping Greyhound

2007-05-11T12:04:00.000-07:00

Dog and carpet become one. Leave the racing to the real dogs.

My Version of Hell

2007-05-10T18:33:00.000-07:00

This is my living hell. Yeah, give a bunch of kids drums, tambourines, whistles, cymbals and harmonicas and let them loose. How cute? No, not really.

Get Your Own

2007-05-09T08:19:00.000-07:00

Okay, I've noticed something kind of disturbing. Every since I was discovered 72 hours ago, I see dogs around town that are trying to look like me. Well, I don't approve and I don't like it. Get your own look.

Things I Hate

2007-05-08T14:01:00.000-07:00

Wheels (of any kind), hats, ethnic costumes, halloween, garbage trucks, both global warming AND Al Gore, caviar, rap music, children—screaming or otherwise, family gatherings, bull dogs, sling-back pumps, dog parks, lame drivers, people who write checks at the grocery store, polyester, self involved people- they take attention away from me, people who talk loudly on their cell phones, ring-tones, close talkers, Forth of July, jump ropes, sprinklers, baby showers, bridal showers, any kind of showers, flags, long toenails….AND walks on the beach at sunset…or anytime for that matter.

p.s oh yeah, there’s more to follow

It's All About Me.

2007-05-07T18:06:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to me! A toast for being so incredibly handsome and yet, doing so little. Sorry Paris. It's off to the pound for you.... I'll try to save you some champagne. Oh, life can be so cruel and yet so wonderful.

Stairway To Heaven

2007-05-06T16:43:00.000-07:00

Outta my way. I'm heading to the bed.

Jump For Joy

2007-05-05T15:26:00.000-07:00

It's Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. Whoohoo.

How Refreshing

2007-05-01T17:17:00.000-07:00

What dog doesn't want a little sparkling water with lunch?